Malta's entry had more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
What's your favourite hyperbolic, insulting description? I also quite like "So fat, smaller fat people orbit them".

Also, 4.5kb/sec? What the fuck, mininova?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

JMG has 4.5kb erm hang on....
Give me a minute here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

$.5KBALD!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

FUCK!!!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

She's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I had that before
It was a bit shit, so I re-watched the Scrubs finale in the meantime.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

oh hai Tesco Value Easty

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

more made-up than her own waxwork

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

Hyperbollock, insulting description?
Your mum.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

"She's got a face like a trout making love to a chainsaw"

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:08, archived)