I've tried the saltwater but it made me gag and then thow up
which wasn't nice. I'm taking strepsils, soothers, lemsip and honey and hot honey and lemonade. also ibuprofen when I can manage to swallow it.

it's a fucking public holiday today, that's why I can't get through. NHS24 it is then
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)

Public holiday?
Has Telly Savalas Day come round again? It doesn't seem 2 minutes since the last one!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)

4th of July
doesn't everyone celebrate the Americans fucking off?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

coincidence
it's the first day of Trades
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:08, archived)

"Americans fucking off"?
When did that happen? They keep on coming back, like an irritating cousin.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:09, archived)

That's probably why
it's not an official holiday.

irritating inbred
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)