howdy.
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

hello fangkitty

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

whatcha up to?
you big-fallen-from-grace-angel you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

practising my bass, drinking, harvesting the souls of the damned..
you know, the usual..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

awesome.
sounds far more fun then working out the molecular and imperial formulas of chemicals, then balancing their equations and then saying what kind of bond those electrons share. *rips hair out*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:34, archived)

two atoms walking down the road, one says to the other, "i think i have lost an electron"
"are you sure?"

"yes, I'm positive."
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:38, archived)

*groans*
SPANGTIME
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:39, archived)

"So.... Atoms have mass?"
"Yes. They do"
"I didn't know they were Catholic!"

/spangs self.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

go to the back of the class and think about what you have done young lady..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

No.
/pokes tongue out.

I can't see my teacher's tits the whiteboard from the back of the class.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

don't make me do the Heisenberg joke

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

i saw some graffiti in a bog once..
"heisenburg woz ere"

"or over here moving really fast
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

RIGHT THEN
b3ta.com/talk/6039977
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

gargh.
my eyes!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

oh, you bastard...
*grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

*slap bass solo*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

bow chikka bow bow bow bowwbad da na
i wish i could play slap bass. only had the thing a few weeks. i still suck at it :(
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

it makes your thumb hurt
and let's be honest here, it's a 1980s thing
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

yeah, but its a handy technique to know
even if knowingit only means yo dont sound like a bad 80s hair metal band
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

So?
the 80's and 90's were great for music!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

dear christ

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

hey.
it's better then the crap that's coming out now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

clearly you don't remember Tiffany
and Debbie Gibson
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

Clearly no
as I was born in '92.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

1967 was the best year to be born

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

6 7
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

oh yeah? YEAH?
I'm posting over here because I have a widescreen monitor
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

i have dual monitors
with the page spread out between them :P
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

CUNTBASTARD

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

yes?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

I feel woefully inadequate
with my pissy 13" laptop
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

i bet its a mac as well isnt it?
you just seem the type.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

No it's a munting Toshiba
I want a Dell Studio. This piece of crap is falling apart on me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

and you think a dell wont?
blimey..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

can't be worse then Toshiba
Nuff said.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

be fair..
my chemical romance? Arctic spunkeys? she has a point..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

never heard them
but I can safely assume they're shit

my opinions are better than most people's facts, even when I'm utterly uninformed on the subject
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

qft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:13, archived)