hello you bunch of inbreds
i trust the internet hasnt exploded in my absence..

5am edit: night b3ta
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

fuck,
i am channelling JMG!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:26, archived)

howdy.
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

hello fangkitty

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

whatcha up to?
you big-fallen-from-grace-angel you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

practising my bass, drinking, harvesting the souls of the damned..
you know, the usual..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

awesome.
sounds far more fun then working out the molecular and imperial formulas of chemicals, then balancing their equations and then saying what kind of bond those electrons share. *rips hair out*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:34, archived)

two atoms walking down the road, one says to the other, "i think i have lost an electron"
"are you sure?"

"yes, I'm positive."
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:38, archived)

*groans*
SPANGTIME
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:39, archived)

"So.... Atoms have mass?"
"Yes. They do"
"I didn't know they were Catholic!"

/spangs self.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

go to the back of the class and think about what you have done young lady..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

No.
/pokes tongue out.

I can't see my teacher's tits the whiteboard from the back of the class.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

don't make me do the Heisenberg joke

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

i saw some graffiti in a bog once..
"heisenburg woz ere"

"or over here moving really fast
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

RIGHT THEN
b3ta.com/talk/6039977
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

gargh.
my eyes!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

oh, you bastard...
*grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

*slap bass solo*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

bow chikka bow bow bow bowwbad da na
i wish i could play slap bass. only had the thing a few weeks. i still suck at it :(
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

it makes your thumb hurt
and let's be honest here, it's a 1980s thing
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

yeah, but its a handy technique to know
even if knowingit only means yo dont sound like a bad 80s hair metal band
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

So?
the 80's and 90's were great for music!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

dear christ

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

hey.
it's better then the crap that's coming out now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

clearly you don't remember Tiffany
and Debbie Gibson
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

Clearly no
as I was born in '92.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

1967 was the best year to be born

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

6 7
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

oh yeah? YEAH?
I'm posting over here because I have a widescreen monitor
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

i have dual monitors
with the page spread out between them :P
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

CUNTBASTARD

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

yes?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

I feel woefully inadequate
with my pissy 13" laptop
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

i bet its a mac as well isnt it?
you just seem the type.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

No it's a munting Toshiba
I want a Dell Studio. This piece of crap is falling apart on me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

and you think a dell wont?
blimey..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

can't be worse then Toshiba
Nuff said.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

be fair..
my chemical romance? Arctic spunkeys? she has a point..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

never heard them
but I can safely assume they're shit

my opinions are better than most people's facts, even when I'm utterly uninformed on the subject
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

qft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

AzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAzAz

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGilgy
ello dude :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

totally just snapped a G string here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:32, archived)

its cool, i have others..
"retunes bass"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

oh Az! I'm sad! ):

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

sadder than dating seb you mean? *grin*
whats up babe?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

No, not that sad *sigh*
my neighbours are being noisy shits and rioting through the night.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:34, archived)

firebomb them..
petrol burns off the fingerprints if you use a thin enough bottle..

or so i have heard.. *cough*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

but these are terrace houses
if they burned, we'd all burn. which is why i can feel the riot so much.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

your landlords insurance will cover all your stuff.
then yo can move to a decent city. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

I've phoned the rozzers
the local bobbies are coming round to tell them to lolstfu and go home. wont be able to prosecute but i don't really want to. I just want them to shush so i can sleep. it's the break of day outside for christ sake.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

christ, the fuzz round here must just be extra shit then
lazy arseholes

god I hate coppers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

yay.
won't be long now then you can sleep as much as you like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

is it much to ask to be able to sleep while it's dark?
really?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

nope
I would have called the rozzers a lot earlier.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

yeah, its saturday night.. how old are you ffs :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

the police are here! YESSSS! SILENCE! YESSSS!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

OMG they've kicked off
a van is here! OMG! some of them are being arrested! O:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:10, archived)

I feel a bit guilty now
but they're trying to fight them and stuff S:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

and ... you're here posting when you could be taking photos of them?
don't feel guilty, they're obviously a bunch of arseholes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

lolololbzzzzzzzzzzzZZZz

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

i knew it was you :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

I'm really not Bou bees
Lindsay
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

touche.
but for the record, i really wasnt lindsay..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

BLASPHEMER!
you contradict the word of GOD
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

rob fucking hates me.
i reckon it was him and he just put me up as a scapegoat.. ginger cunt..

*waits to be stepped tomorow.*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:26, archived)

I think rob hates everyone on /talk
I mean, it's not like we generate any income for the site. And we generally do a good job of scaring new people away. Pretty much all /talk does is use up rob's bandwidth for little or no return.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

i have every donation icon except furtive
and thats only because i got the date wrong for when they were not available.. i think i have bought the right to scare off the noobs.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

camera phone
youtube.

nao
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

this means Tutt is officially a copper's nark
those guys are in the house of many doors, staring at a ten stretch in chokey because of her

I say we break her kneecaps
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

she has really nice legs tho.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/7308/1217345484/Rubyjubilee.jpg

she was the model for this.. cant we just put her in a wheelchair?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

ok then, flash of the tits and we let her off

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:27, archived)

TuTT?
ball is in your court now hun :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

I'm in bed for sleepy time
It's terribly light out now though
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

peace at last.
peace at last. THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE HAVE PEACE AT LAST!
I HAVE A DREAM!

nn mate :D x
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

what? I meant your tits

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

i am one of the fwe male b3tans without moobs
and i am fucked if i am showing you my pecs :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

sounds like
The Bro would do well on B3ta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:50, archived)

Seinfeld quote.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:51, archived)

seinfeild is a scientologist
and can therefore kiss my arse.

/proud member of project chanology.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

christ, that was quick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

yeeessssssssssssss

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

why are you posting?
GET ON THE PHONE WOMAN

call the Incident Desk, don't dial 999 or they'll get all pissy with you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

I know the number is
i wouldnt call 999 unless it was an emergency, that'd be silly
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

say there is a royal rumble going on outside
with undertaker to come on as no.30
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

I just watched Dumb and Dumber for the first time in ages
Great film or not?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

it reminds me a lot of you..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:32, archived)

I'm really great?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

nah, you are a twat who shouldnt be able to spread his genes

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

but I do
I so do
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

english motherfucker.
etc..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

I have seen Pulp fiction
It was a good film, 5/5.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

feck off man, exec is ace

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

stfu
before i stuff your flaps back up you. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

I just opened your post in a new tab, mooned it and closed the tab
HOW D'YA LIKE THAT, FUCKO?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:03, archived)

CRUZE KONTROL 4 KEWL!!
:D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:06, archived)