How fucking shit are we? sleep????
I can't go a full day without needing sleep, pure bullshit.

So anyway baconrollcall/eggfood etc
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

sure you can.
just take lots of No-doze and drink plenty of redbull - you'll be awake for three days straight with the lovely effect of heart palpitations :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

I get the palpatations and the shits but no closer to eternal life

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

umm
make yourself a Philosophers Stone then?
Fucked if I have any better ideas! :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

alcohol is the answer

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

Boil some red bull,
use instead of water when making coffee (2 teaspoons of instant coffee). Crush some pro plus, and use instead of sugar.

This is clearly the ultimate drink.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

hmm I don't think we've met.
but that idea just made me love you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

I never sleep.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:10, archived)

boil red bull?
that's asking for trouble!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

GOOD EVENING YOU!
I've just got back from my evening in KOKO! It was ok.

Camden's all right innit?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

Can't say I ever been
Wasn't it on fire?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

NO!
But there was a fight on the dancefloor. That's not quite a fire, but it caused some panic.

BWAF!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

blimey!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

Blimey indeed!!!
I watched whilst one guy bled and the other was dragged out by some gentleman in bomber jackets.

Then I danced.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:12, archived)

what no homeless to beat up?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 5:16, archived)

GEEZ!
I don't beat up homeless people. In fact, I quite frequently drop change for them, or buy a big issue or something.

I'm so charitable me!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

beating up homeless again?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 5:12, archived)

Homeless people in London,
are so much more homelessly than the homeless in Cardiff.

For the record though, I've never beaten up a homeless person, not willingly.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:16, archived)

just called my brother in oz
he's just caught a 5ft tuna
mongy would be livid
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 5:13, archived)

he might be livid, he might not, not sure, no offence
great
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:15, archived)

as impersonations go
you are living in his skin
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 6:10, archived)

Fuck me.
that's only four inches shorter then me!
/feels tiny.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 5:22, archived)