I get the palpatations and the shits but no closer to eternal life

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

umm
make yourself a Philosophers Stone then?
Fucked if I have any better ideas! :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

alcohol is the answer

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:07, archived)