I have just found out, through the medium of Facebook, that my Mammy wants a tattoo on her back, and would rescue the washing machine if the house was on fire.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

has she ever tried to carry a washing machine??

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I NO.
The other option were laptop and books. I said laptop 'cos you can't replace the photos and stuff on it. Silly illogical Mammy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

aye this

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Your Mum
sounds pleasingly demented.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

She's lovely, a bit mad.
A tattoo on her back would suit her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)