yes.
You hear hundreds of stories a year about young men burned to death in science labs after their ties have caught alight.

High visibility scarves?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Kids are inventive
they'll find new ways to burn each other/themselves.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

like setting fire to the gas taps,
some of which happened to be pointing directly at electrical sockets.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Do science labs still exist in schools?
Surely they've been encased in 10ft thick concrete by now...you can't be TOO careful, after all.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

not concrete,
foam rubber, in case someone bumps into it whilst playing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

They let them PLAY?!
Asking for trouble.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hundreds of storys a year?
Maybe one story (which is probably not true) repeated over and over again Chinese Whisper style.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

[facepalm]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

This ^
Oh MoT, you are indeed shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Link me to these hundreds of stories then.
It's the internet age, all the ones in the last 2/3 years will be online somewhere.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

You're taking the piss, right?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm trying to work out how long I can keep it up.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

You fucking great big liar.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

Antagonising the internet is too easy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Your mum says not long enough.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

17.3 mm

( broadsword, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Are you hungover
or just stupid?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)