I do sit down wees on your mum.
Like all the girls.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

This is your mum's house
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/15/china-sex-theme-park-love-land
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

This is your mum applying a vaginal douche
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/18/usa.flooding
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

This is your mum bending over
www.randomn3ss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/russia.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

These are your mum's genital piercings.
spacescience.arc.nasa.gov/images/Saturn_rings.jpg
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

This is your mum taking her knickers off
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ei=yOkPSpaAGIia_Abj3Z2jBA&q=mull+of+kintyre+map&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=55.555049,-5.353088&spn=0.602763,1.779785&z=10
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

You're wanking to a map.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

You grow plants in your garden hoping they'll grow into porn-hedges like you found in the 80s.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45, archived)