she'll be seven in July
and t'other one will be five. and Mr V hasn't yet succumbed to my request for a new one
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I know someone who has seven kids.
A nice enough woman, but I bet her fanny looks like a yawning donkey.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

mine come out through the sunroof

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Oh that's not so bad then.
She had to have her gearbox taken out a while back.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

an automatic,
presumably.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:16, archived)