Just turn it off!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

hard to do when you have a partner who likes to watch it.
and you have to suffer it.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Throw her out.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

yeah...throw out someone I love due to the fact they watch a programme that winds me up
not much give and take there.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

do the washing
thus avoiding the programme and winning brownie points.
( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

washing?
washing?

I cut her toes off so she could stand closer to the sink, I am not doing the washing.

does do washing but no jokes in that
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

You could have said something like:
"THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WASHING IS MY COCK AFTER I TAKE IT OUT OF HER BOTTOM HOLE, AND THAT'S IF I TREAT HER BY NOT STICKING IT STRAIGHT IN HER MOUTH AFTWERWARDS"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:36, archived)