Mariah Carey
should be torn apart by rabid dogs, IMHO. she certainly should not ever be allowed to breed, she sneaked in the gene pool whilst the lifeguard's back was turned as it is..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

Rabid dogs would be too quick
I favour grumpy hedgehogs with grapefruit spoons.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

this
is a better idea. blunt grapefruit spoons at that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)

I see her as a female Michael Jackson -

Given to making patronising statements about subjects/people she knows very little about

Over-inflated sense of self-worth

Makes fucking hideous music

I don't know if MC has a penchant for young boys or not. It wouldn't surprise me.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Her set did have an awful lot in common
with the MJ set that upset Jarvis Cocker. I only kept on watching as it seemed as though her dress was about to ride up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)

I reckon that if he were really committed and not just a a publicity whore
He'd donate all of his decadent western money to Africa and fuck off there.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

Did you see the place where the rainbows are?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:22, archived)

Pfft!
She made my hero come along...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)