I'M WEARING MY HATE GLOVES

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

take off those oven gloves
you just look silly
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

the thermal padding is necessary for picking up red-hot boulders of pure hatred and hurling them into the sweaty, outraged face of the world
( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:11, archived)