There's no point even trying

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

I married one
Probably only because I liked the way her tits wobbled when I shagged her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

It's as good a reason as any

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:46, archived)