What's a snakedo? It slithers around.
What's a mousedo? It squeaks and bites.
What's a phonedo? It rings and lets you talk to people.
What's a kettledo? Boils water.
What's a cupboarddo? Opens up and lets you store objects of various sizes inside.
What's a hairdo? Nothing much, then it falls out.
What's a corpsedo? Bugger-all.

I should really stop now.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

You have a pastycost on your head.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:11, archived)