1) Rape victims don't tend to kiss
2) I'm 1/4 Polish so I do Polish polishing.
3) It's called "eggy bread" you food wrong.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Not by the yanks. They put sugar on it.
So alright then, not that.

Kissing's brilliant.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

I had "sweet" eggy bread for breakfast.
Mix the egg with some (lots of) cinnamon and some brown sugar, then do your thing. Then top with sugar.

That's still not "French" toast.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I don't fucking know.
I've had a smoke and coffee for breakfast for years.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

No wonder you're so grouchy.
I'm going to have some ready brek.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I'm not grouchy I'm in a fab mood.
I've got my star trek t shirt on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

*glees*
'ning Captain, had a good weekend?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

YES
we played a lot of monopoly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Proper monopoly
Or that shitty world edition with the credit cards?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

The fuck? Proper monopoly.
I'm always the boat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'm always the car,
1 player monopoly isn't fun though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

rape victims do kiss
just not their rapist.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

They'll do whatever you say if you say they can go afterwards.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I didn't.
I punched him. In the face. And ran.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Yes, and it fucking hurt, you bitch

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

good.
I hope I broke your nose.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

I like you, you're feisty

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

when I'm in the mood.
yeah. When I have a spine - yeah.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Oh we're being serious.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Why would they want a go?
Rape is not a two way street, else it wouldn't be rape.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

I think she meant to go,
but we should probably stop talking about this.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Since when has rape been a taboo subject on here?
Who's been raped recently? what gossip have I missed?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

I joked about miscarrying on /board (true story)
so surely /talk can handle a bit of friendly rape.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

True story that you joked about it, or true story that it happened?
Pics or GTFO.

*shudders*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Both, man
I'm a walking bag of comedy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

You're a walking bag of something all right.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Don't act like you don't want a piece.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

There's more than one rape victim that's admited it on here
and there's probably more who haven't.

It's too much of a mine field to talk about imo.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

OhhhhhK
although I doubt others will follow suit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

I like you. You're decent.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

I'm really not

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

but you are sexy,
so you don't need to be decent.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

You're being Colonel Fluffknickers today.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

It was a relativley good weekend
I'll be full of hate and bile by Wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

eh well you come across as vaguely decent

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Thanks,
it wont last
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

s'ok
I'll think of this when you act like a cock to help restrain myself from murdering you. :D
xx
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

I know of one.
I bet all the others are lying.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I would personally
punch anyone who lied about it for attention or whatever reason. It's fucking horrible.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Captain Wow raped me:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

Only slightly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:32, archived)