I can only assume she hasn't jumped on you unexpectedly yet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

no not yet,
I always expect the unexpected though, so she'd have a hard time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

For some reaon when I get drunk, I always decide to jump on al
I'm not entirely sure why.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)