He's been living off his own body fat.
All us b3tan are really just preparing for a long hibernation.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Speak for yourself
this milkshake's for bringing boys to the yard, not surviving the winter.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Piebernation

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)