I think I'm right at the beginning of having the runs.
:( bad times.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Just sellotape a bucket to your arse.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

Think F.A.S.T
Farting?
Anus twitching?
Squidgy trousers?
Treading water?

You've got the shits.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:32, archived)