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It's just going to increase the likelihood of you getting bummed if I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
I can take you.

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*pinches cheek*
Oh you.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
I CAN.
I'm twice your weight, probably. Also maybe height.
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I'm 6 foot and 13 stone.
barely an ounce of fat on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
Oh alright then.
So you're huge and 4 stone bigger. I will pull your eyelashes out.
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Or we could just be nice to each other?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
No flirting?
Fine then. Harumph.
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Your idea of flirting is offering to pull someone's eyelashes out?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Yes.

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Sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
Of course.

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