It's so poorly written I'll be surprised if Dan Brown doesn't nick the text for his next brilliant novel.

( FoldsFive, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

"... Robert had sex with the lady. She smiled at him in a sexy way.
He liked it. He put his thing inside her thing and they did it. It was good..."

/Dan Brown does erotic fiction
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, archived)