it's my birthday
the whole office gathered around and presented me with a card and gift. I'm still blushing. I may never recover. I've only been in this office for three weeks.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

bukkake cake

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

They all want to slip you a length.
Even the women.

Nay, ESPECIALLY the women.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

:D
Seems like a good place to work
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)