And he still didn't make as much fuss as a modern footballist that has had their hair slightly ruffled

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Their amazing ponciness is one of the reasons I don't like football
I want to see a real sport with men fighting and touching eachother!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

FRUIT!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Nah not a fruit.
Just like rugby and judo. Football has always left me cold.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

You like sports that consist almost entirely of grown men fondling each other?
FRUIT!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

Yep, you guys have sussed me....
/repressedhomoeroticfeelings
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I bet you love watching UFC as well.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

UFC?
Don't know it.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Men in little pants cuddling on the floor.
www.findticketsfast.com/img/Boxing/UFC_Tickets.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Googled it.
Nope, never really seen why anyone would want to go and kick the shit out of someone as spectacularly as that. Or watch it for that matter.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

PUT ON YOUR DRESSING GOWN AND THROW A BULGARAIN BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

BULGA RAIN
some stay dry and others feel the pain
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Now that is top banter, right there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

i try my best, jammers

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

This
Is probably the most accurate description of judo ever!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

MELONS!
i may have misunderstood the rules of this game
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Ice Hockey
The roid rage is fabulous.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

I have always fancied having a go at Ice Hockey
It is like rugby on ice but with added violence.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

And no rules

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

There are rules
When the referee gets bored of the fight he'll send the players to the naughty corner for not fighting well enough.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

and it was only a yellow card.
and the bloke who did it just looked at the wound and shrugged his shoulders.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:17, archived)