you don't. you kill them and dismember then, and throw their body parts in the sea.


/oh, I've been invited to apply for a lectureship at Heriot-Watt :D
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

Hairy Old Twat?
Nice one - which campus?
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

A row of pink tents.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)

"Ve are sending you to Stalag Limpwrist, Englisher!"
Stalag Limpwrist? Why's it called that?
"It is just a little camp."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)

they don't write 'em like that anymore

Good old camp humour about an elderly lady and her pussy. They were the days
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)

Indeed.
God bless BBC7...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

Edinburgh campus
School of Engineering and Physical sciences.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

At Riccarton isn't it?
Nice one, you going to apply?
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

should think so
they might be on the borderline of my research areas, but the head of department thought I should, and he knows what I do..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)