Rip off your own eyelids
and staple them to your cock
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

therapy not working then i take it

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Do you work for the CIA?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

+10 points
if he sticks them on half over some googly eyes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:45, archived)