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I'm no chav.
I have no use of a great big thing that fills my boott, preventing thetransportation of tomato plants and crates.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
In Hiberno-English the word "diddy" is a common slang word for "booby."

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
In French they say a word that sounds like WEE when they mean yes.
Fortunately I am not French or I'd be ROFLing myself sick everytime I had to answer in the affermative. Really I would.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
In greek the word for piss is pronounced euro.
Which makes shopping double plus ultra loltastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Have you ever coughed so much it made you wee ?
I have coughed so much it made me wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
FP THIS NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
I bet you've coughed so hard you did a wee
I bet you did it and then took your trousers and pants off and ran round the house swinging them round your head singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
Didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)