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I've successfully installed my diddy underseat bass woofer speaker thing.
I am pleased to report that it does what I wanted from it and it has a remote off switch to avoid me sounding like a twat in residential areas.
I can't wait to drive to Basingstoke tonight to give it a proper test on the motorways.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:29, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
Pick me up.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
B4sh on the road.
Spare ROFL under the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Someone's done a shit in the glove box !
GAZ me some bog roll !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
We're all out of GAZ.
ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Dude
WE'RE COOKING ON GAZ !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
My favourite member of the HOW 2 gang was GAZ top.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
AND YOUR FAVOURITE FOOTIE PLAYER
WAS GAZZA
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
AND YOU PROTESTED AGAINST THE ISRAELI INCURSIONS INTO
THE GAZA STRIP
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
SOMETHING ABOUT THE GAZ-A STRIP!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
STOP DENYING THE HOLOCAUST, YOU ISLAMOPHOBE.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
Holocaust ?
Lolocaust more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Steady on, Holy Father, you're in enough trouble as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT GAZ-TRO ENTERITIS

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
AT LEAST WITH THE STATE OF THE PROPERTY MARKET THESE DAYS YOU WON'T
GET GAZZUMPED
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
HOUSE PRICES ARE GAZTRONOMICAL

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

HOUSE RESTAURANT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

RESTAURANT whore
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
10 MPGMTRFH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
WHAT THE FUCK !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
LOLTITS
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
CIIJASIIEngine

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
RISunroof

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
FAQuantum Mechanics.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
MOiNternalcombustionG

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
congratualations
car upgrading gives you +5 man points.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
YOU GET MINUS A MILLION POINTS FOR BEING A SWINE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
At least I don't follow young women around wanking
(anymore)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
No, what you do is have a curly tail, wallow in mud and hunt for truffles.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
and infect mexicans

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Pfft, diddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
I'm no chav.
I have no use of a great big thing that fills my boott, preventing thetransportation of tomato plants and crates.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
In Hiberno-English the word "diddy" is a common slang word for "booby."

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
In French they say a word that sounds like WEE when they mean yes.
Fortunately I am not French or I'd be ROFLing myself sick everytime I had to answer in the affermative. Really I would.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
In greek the word for piss is pronounced euro.
Which makes shopping double plus ultra loltastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Have you ever coughed so much it made you wee ?
I have coughed so much it made me wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
FP THIS NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
I bet you've coughed so hard you did a wee
I bet you did it and then took your trousers and pants off and ran round the house swinging them round your head singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
Didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
Well that took some doing.
Did you get a man in?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
i could say that i'm pleased for you for having pleasured yourself by installing something, or not, no offence
cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
oh mongy :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
forum banter? no offence
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
Oooh fancy!
I have never been into car audio, but I have just built a valve amp to drive my new headphones. It sounds amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
GREAT

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Remember now only to play insipid repetitive dance 'choons'

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
No thank you.
Although I do now have to choose something good to test it with.
Probably NASA or Scroobius Pip.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
you could play your podcast
loudly
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Like the twunts who feel it necessary to do just that outside my house.
At 1am.

Grrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Oh they turned up then?
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
They were with their mates on a 'cruise'.
Apparently.

*secretly plots how to get chavs to turn up and play music outside your house*
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
WIKKID!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
You shouldn't be allowed to drive
you fat spastic, terrible parent.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
I heard that you have non-functioning dicks for fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
I heard
he fists spastics against their will
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Spastics don't have souls
so legally this is fine.

/law student
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
They have arseholes
or how would one be able to fist them ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
His car is a wheelbarrow without a front wheel
it doesn't matter, just humour him and he 'drives' around his garden, flapping his lips to made bass noises down a toilet roll tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
huzzah
I don't think I can fit a subwoofer, or indeed any kind of outside speakers, to a bike. It would look rather nifty though, I'd bet.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
It would get in the way
when out dogging though.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
I beg to differ!
www.firebox.com/product/2307/Lavod-MP3-Bike-Speaker-and-Flashlight
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
That looks gayer than Fenris.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
The product isn't gay
but the little animated GIF is gayer than fenris's shit-coated cock-nubbin
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
£100 for that,
fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
It does look a bit shit.
£100 seems a bit steep too, i'm guessing the sound quality isn't going to be up to much.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
haha
www.firebox.com/pic/p2307ex1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
he's clearly just going
OOOeeOOOOeeOOOeeOOOee
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
I know!
I'm not sure what kind of 'bike' he is riding there.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
A shit one
judging by those bars.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
You a biker then?

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
I dont know what that means
who are you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
I was just asking if you liked biking, either mountain or otherwise.
I'm sort of new, been about for a couple of months. Hello anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
I do ride a bike on mountains regularly
I will be in Afan doing this very thing on Saturday.

FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A MONTH ! *pumps fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
I'm jealous.
I'm a keen mountain biker but I don't get to ride as often as I would like, work and stuff has a nasty habit of getting in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
No one goes riding as often as they would like
unless they are a big raving gayer who needs a month to recover from a ride.

I only get to do a "proper" ride about five or six times a year.

There are a few MTB'ers on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
My bike is now woefully outdated and a bit shit compared to newer ones.
It was amazing a few years back mind. Over the summer i'm hoping to have a weekend away riding somewhere, any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
I HAVE GAZED YOU A REPLY
VIA GAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
"get into the rhythm"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
pfft
hrmmm don't think it could be heard over the engine to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
Ahh
That kind of bike. I thought you meant pushbike.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
I was imagining a ghettoblaster tied with bungee to the back of a motorbike
a happy thought.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Dogs die in hot cars.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I wish I had Paul Newman's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
And that's how hot dogs are made.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Car + subwoofer + motorway = win
I always plan on fitting a proper system with leads from the correct places but end up doing bodge jobs with power coming from cig lighters etc.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
In many ways, this is what I dun.
I have no idea what the ignition wire is hooked up to. Here's hoping my battery isn't flat by this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Stevie Wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
Racist
How many elephants can you fit into a microwave ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
none

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
Incorrect
the answer is "It depends entirely upon the relative size of the elephants and the microwave"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
12 really tiny ones.
How do you turn an elephant into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Stevie Wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
hahaha
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
;P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)