I WAS ON A BUS AND....
....SO I KICKED HIS ARSE AND HE CRIED AND HIS BIRD SUCKED ME OFF LOL
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

AND, LIKE, MY BUS PASS WAS TEN YEARS OUT OF DATE... AND NOBODY NOTICED!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)