she is an honest to god police magnet
every week there is a police car outside her house due to a 'difference in opinion' between her and her daughter
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

and it's always metaphysics.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)