tales of recession hardship
The crazy cat lady who lives in the house opposite has started making random bird call sounding whistles in the street. Can she no longer afford cat food? worrying times.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

as a forum user i can not give you an answer to this question, i could give you a suggestion, but i wont, no offence
brill
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

can't contribute to this bit of forum banter, it's excellent banter though, no offence
great times
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

great forum
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Brill, groovy, splendid.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

she still is paying the 'leccy on that lumious five foot high hello kitty
all day and night
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Edvard Greig

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Mountain of the Troll King
Peer Gynt Suites?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

In the Hall of the Mountain King
Very, very loud.

Peer Gynt, Suite No. 1, Op. 46.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Do do do do do do doo, do doo, do do doo.
/altontowers
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

The saddest thing, that I'd ever seen,
was smokers outside the hospital doors.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Editors
Noice!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

There's always a few out there.
Often one who has wheeled out their IV drip with them.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

god bless you lads
paying for the NHS with your self scarifcing tobacco duty. *sniff*
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

whenever i go past a speed camera
i think of the sterling work our boys in blue do, and put my foot to the floor. they've earned it

of course, i slow down after the flash. i'm not reckless you know
( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

I dunno
I watched dispatches on the banking bonus culture. I recon they should of been helping the G20 protesters smash some stuff.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fuck that, I appear to be developing an infection in my gum.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY IMMUNE SYSTEM?

*weeps*

*wheezes*

*sobs*

*grumblewhinefuckgrumble*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Old age...
*legs it to fuckery*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

She's weeping, wheezing and sobbing and clearly not well.
Yet you feel the need to leg it all the way to fuckery. Wimp.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

You've obviously never suffered a womans wrath.
She'll get me eventually. Just you watch.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

He's quite sensible.
I may be ill now, but I'll get better.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Mine is acting equally shit
maybe they should set us up in quarantine together with lots of gin and tonic and some vats of soup
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

And cats, knitting, slippers and re-runs of Touch of Frost.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

then death

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Sounds heavenly.
I'm doubly pissed off because it is threatening to go to full on fuckyouchybastard pain, which will involve MORE time off.

Luckily, although I am not allowed ibuprofen at the moment, there's nothing wrong with me taking codeine.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

Get thee off to the dentist pronto madam
And buy some Anbesol in the mean time.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

I'm ringing them tomorrow, see if I can get an evening appointment or
just put up with it till next week when I am off.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Use some strong mouthwash as well, like Listerine
Some of it will get in and it might be enough to scare the infection off.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

This, with added Corsodyl
If you're allowed chlorhexidine
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

My pal the dentist (ret) says the only thing that works is corsodyl

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Well, oftentimes an infection occurs if you brush really well, then lapse for a few days
In which case Listerine and proper brushing (even if your gums bleed) works well
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Oh well
So much for 40 years of dentistry experience. I'd best go and punch her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Heh, so angry
Yet a good dose of brushing and Listerine has worked well for me oftentimes.

But seriously, Chlorhexidine's pretty nasty stuff, and using it too often doesn't help. It stains your teeth and should only be used for a major infection.

A lot of dentists have told me that, because I'm prone to gum infection.

I'm talking about times they've given me antibiotics, too.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

take yourself to a g.u.m clinic, no offence, forum banter
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

smashing

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

great forum

( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

no offence

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

forum banter

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

no issues
cool
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Whine gums

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

The minute my braces were took off, all of my gums started swelling
The orthodontist noticed it in a period of about 4 hours (I had to go back to get a torture device)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Whoah there...
your gums started swelling and you bled from the fanny for 4 hours?

I'm not surprised you had to go back
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Aww
You really have a had a rough time recently, I hope you feel better soon.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

No recession here,
I've looked under the sofa, all I found were Gobbo's bacon rashers.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I miss living in the city, amongst the misfits, the criminals and the loony-tunes.
Now I only get accosted with "'scuse me mate, could yer borro' uz 50p for t'bus?" once or twice a year, instead of every day.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I was in Glasgow for all of 30 minutes before I got asked for money.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

how much
the going rate in Hull is about 20p, but they only want to 'borrow' it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

ow errrr
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

dya won' ya chips clersed er erpen?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

my driving shifts have been switched round this week so i have to drive to hull on thursday
/true story
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

wereabouts in hull?
I would like to plug 'homebake' hot bacon sandwiches from 4am
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Not far from the new Tesco at the back of the station.
I'll not be getting there til lunchtime mind.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Not much round there
going to the new theater perchance?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

50p

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

she is an honest to god police magnet
every week there is a police car outside her house due to a 'difference in opinion' between her and her daughter
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

and it's always metaphysics.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I get asked by the same guy on the way to work everyday.
"Lend us 50p so I can get the bus back to Newport"
I always say no, and he's been there for about 3 months now, how expensive is the bus to Newport?! Crikey!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Coincidentally,
it always seem to cost exactly the same as crack.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Ooh! Is crack only 50p these days?
I've got to get me some of that wonderful crack! I've heard it's quite moreish
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

pfft
you can make your own from cocaine and baking soda
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

So moreish...

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

*highly addictive drug joke fives*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

We're never going to find out unless you start giving him the 50ps and count how many days until he is gone.
Are there cruelty laws stopping you from assisting someone in their attempt to go to Newport? There should be.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I assumed other people were giving him money.
Maybe I am being harsh, tomorrow I'll buy him a bus ticket that will get him to Newport, he'll be so happy.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Chances are a train ticket would be not only quicker, but cheaper too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Nobody wants to get to Newport quicker.
Are you getting the jist of this?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Aye, I know someone who lives there.
And it's not just the distance that prevents frequent visits.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

YOU'RE A CUNT THE DOVESTON.
No man deserves to be transported to Newport, no matter what they have done. YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Have you been to Newport?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I've quit smoking.
Given my appetite has already increased I'm worried that I'll spend more on food than I did on baccy.
( CowJam, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Also, smoking lots makes you look cool.
Eating lots just makes you look fat.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

You will gain weight like a pregnant darts player

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I quit last week
it's going pretty well so far. I drink a glass of water every time I want a cigarette, so I need the toilet more, but it's better than chowing down every few hours.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

you puff
I'm going to smoke double now

that's how butch I am
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I love the credit crunch.
Ive never had so much money to splurge
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

are you a bailiff ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Nope.
Mortgage down to fuck all.
Magic.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

good times

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)