Chances are a train ticket would be not only quicker, but cheaper too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Nobody wants to get to Newport quicker.
Are you getting the jist of this?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Aye, I know someone who lives there.
And it's not just the distance that prevents frequent visits.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)