I had the option of seeing Donny Osmond in Chicago (the musical, not the place) in June
but had to turn it down because I'm seeing Take That on the same day. I never thought I'd have to pick between heart throbs.

How's your day been? Mine's been mostly shit with intermittent dots of loveliness.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Badger booked the Tim Minchin tickets.
I AM FULL OF GLEE INSIDE.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'm not the biggest fan of him to be fair.
What I've seen I've thought was alright. Not great. He is very pretty though. And ginger.

I'm going to see Ed Byrne in November. My girlfriends got me tickets for my birthday.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Ed Byrne
lucky beyatch.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

It's book then bedtime!
Up at 7am tomorrow.

7am = early as hell for me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Fucking wimp.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Why the fuck does that make me a wimp?
I still usually only get 7 hours sleep, I just go to sleep and get up later than people with 9 to 5 jobs.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Three hours are enough for a real man.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Shit, and it's all Ireland's fault.
Although I have had tea and scones.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Why was it Ireland's fault?
Something sporting? Racing, perhaps?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

It was meant to be racing at the Curragh. It's looking like racing at Haydock now.
b3ta.com/talk/6159078
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

the thing wont wet, I'm not going home until I get this fucking thing to wet. fucking dry bastard

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Have you tried turning the tap on?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Have you tried turning the tap off and then back on again?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Mine involved going to Ealing to Chiswick, to Richmond, to Kingston, then back to Richmond then back to Ealing
Involved a tramp being thrown off the bus because he simply stank too much and tried to touch up a schoolgirl, being IDd in pubs, slumming it to Argos and being rained on.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)