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I can't remember,
But lately my dreams are about domestic bliss rather than sex. I think this means something.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
OH GOD
LIMEY'S GOING TO BE A HOUSEWIFE!
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
<s>BE A HOUSEWIFE!</s> buy a new hoover.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
It means your ovaries are drying up.
This is your body's way of telling you that sex is now biologically pointless.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I'm not even 22 yet. :(

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
All that funny business with foreigners must have used them up extra fast.

(, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)