Has anybody had braces recently enough to remember having them taken off?
I'm just wondering if the retainer is supposed to hurt like buggery for 2 hours. MNERGH.

Proper question: What did you last dream about?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

It's not the retainer that's causing you pain,
it's the fact that your teeth have had pressure on them for x amount of years, and that pressure has suddenly been released.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

But it doesn't hurt when my retainer isn't on
I only wear it at night
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Meh. It didn't for me.
Ibruprofin [sp] is the best drug for tooth ache. Or codeine.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Cheers
I'll probably go and ask for codeine, seeing as I can't even think sometimes with the pain.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Codeine only worked for me as I don't usually take it as a pain killer and was trying to give my body something different.
ask someone else for better advice.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

codine should not really be used long term, or maybe, up to you really, no offence
great stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I haven't used it in a few years, either
And I've been using paracetomol mixed with ibuprofen a lot when I got an abscess.

Still, roll on permanent retainer!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

aren't there dentistry support boards?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

i couldn't find one, sorry, no offence, there is this http://www.dentistry.co.uk/forum/index.php
great stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

we seem to be on a dentistry support board
they're all wrongmouthed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

i assumed this was still a comedy website, oh no, or not, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

I seem to be on a dentistry support board

you're all wrongmouthed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Braces taken off about 10 years ago
I don't remember any pain, but it was a while ago.

Can't remember about the dream stuff, i'm off to bed now anyway.

Goodnight internet peoples.

EDIT: I had a dream about Ryker from Star Trek's beard the other night. very odd.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

i'm sorry, i accidentally clicked "i like this!" on this post
i'd just like to state that i do NOT like this post
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

The last dream I remember was about about looking after a friend of mine's 2 year old daughter.
It was very lovely and cute. Just as she is.

Weirdly, my recurring dreams are about braces, retainers and teeth.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Aww
Got kids? Ovaries itching?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

No kids.
Ovaries clanging like FUCK.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Who needs kids when you have cats?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'd like to see a cat in one of those elastic bouncer chairs strung up in door frames

shaved if possible
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Give me 20 minutes, and your email address

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Mine do every time I see a kid being sweet
And go rigid every time I hear a scream.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

This won't help then.
Nessun doooooormaaaaa.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

KNITTED THINGS
the best of all the baby clothes.

He's cute.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Mange tout Rodney, mange tout.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/pict0114.jpg
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWW

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
that's a great picture. He's LOVELY
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Ha ha! Ace!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

what's the white stuff in his mouth?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

That's just his gob.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

i had removable braces when i was about 11 for a year
FUN TIMES
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

I had them for several years.
They didn't work. I must go and get my teeth fixed properly, but I just can't be arsed.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

my teeth are so good the dentist gives me a high five every time i have an appointment

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I must get myself a dentist.
Can you see why this is looking like hard work.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

he tells me that whenever i have an appointment he can't sleep the night before as he's so excited

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Are you fucking your dentist?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

One of those chairs would give me nightmares if somebody pulled one out

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

?
??
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Dentist chairs

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I had a bizarre retainer that seemed to fill my whole mouth as a kid
They didn't work, so they gave me braces last year. Wicked job.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

I had fixed braces
and night time head gear. THEN retainers. One of which I lost when I went on an exchange trip to the Basque country
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

there is a guy on another forum selling a 32" flat screen tv for silly money,says it's too big and loud, he's lost the remote, i wonder if i can turn it down? no offence
great stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

you'll probably turn it on and find it's covered in dickprints

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

You could stuff some tissues in the speakers.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Or your ears.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

but can i turn it down? no offence
great banter
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

It may be one of those TVs with a volume control on the set, or you may be able to obtain a replacement remote,
or even take the back off and do something fiddly with the wires. Without know if any of these apply I am not really in a position to offer you any further advice. I'm truly sorry that I am not able to be any more helpful, and I hope that this has not unduly ruined your forum experience.

It's all good baby.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

no offence to you but i was trolling on the whole subject really, i was waiting for a smarty to give technical details, i feel bad now, no offence
can i turn it down?

forum banter

great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Oooh, you are a card, claiming to be trolling when we both know you are incapable of such a thing.
Great japes. Splendid.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

i really don't know what i was thinking, i'm sorry, no offence
sad times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

I think you probably can turn it down.
Say "No, thank you" in a firm but polite voice while maintaining eye contact. Shake hands. Depart as friends. Call him up later and meet him in a cheap hotel room. Wear that dress.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

this is it, no offence, forum banter
great forum, good times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

I've never had to wear braces or a retainer and unfortunately I can't remember the last dream I had. Sorry. No Offence
Terrific!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

My teeth are perfect.
Even my wisdom teeth came out right where they were supposed to.

I dreamed about the space shuttle crashing in a comical way last night.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Ms Official Jnr had hers out a few months ago. Felt nowt
Last dream I had was one about Limey visiting Ms Official in hospital after a nasty garage door incident
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

OH EM GEE
GET YER SKANKING KECKS ON
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Real life 'LOL'

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

I hope it wasn't a prophesy. I'm not ready for The North yet.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I took the right hump!
She knacked her feet and when I got there so were you. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING HERE BEFORE ME????"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

My teeth are in great condition,
and I can't remember what I dreamed about last. I'm no help whatsoever.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

In answer to your earlier question,
yes, I've been to Newport. I like 'Le Pub' and that's about it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I haven't been to the dentist in 18 years
my teeth are fine.
I had a dream about being a baker.
Fascinating.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

I can't remember,
But lately my dreams are about domestic bliss rather than sex. I think this means something.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

OH GOD
LIMEY'S GOING TO BE A HOUSEWIFE!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

<s>BE A HOUSEWIFE!</s> buy a new hoover.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

It means your ovaries are drying up.
This is your body's way of telling you that sex is now biologically pointless.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm not even 22 yet. :(

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

All that funny business with foreigners must have used them up extra fast.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

nah
just crooked teeth

that's how they'll get me
forensic dentistry
from the bite marks
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I'm sure they've never seen molars in the shapes of swastikas before

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Get a set of comedy wind-up gnashers
and use those to bite your victims. It's the perfect crime!
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

yes. they hurt. it's to be expected really.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)