I'm a first time poster...
...long time lurker. And I'm a girl. Good, but merry. Here to be jmg'D.
(KangaPants, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Hurry up and fuck off

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

Will you touch my winky?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

A girl, on /talk!
There'll be pandering afoot
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

Ooh,..
I do hope not. All of these boys, I'd be scared of all of the hypermasculinity.
(KangaPants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:05, archived)