ra ra rasputin
I have too much work to do
and you have a chin

give me a haiku that rhymes or forever may your eyes be gouged the fuck out by a sweary swedish dog.
( thiswasmyclone, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

I have rediscovered Yatta
It's so eaaaaaaaasy!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

Gouge away

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

you can gouge away.
stay all daaaay, if you want to.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

O my love for you
is far bigger than a shop
that shop is B and Q
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

You can shove your rhyming haikus right up your jap.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

only if you let me squirt inside you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:15, archived)