I looked like Bill Bailey at on point.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

When you were born?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

A few years ago.
Plopped out of a woman's mimsy and everything.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)