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Our local library has started renting DVD's out for £1.50 per unit for a week
this means even if it is a box set, its still £1.50 for a week. I have the 3 disc box set of "Black Books" (series 1, 2 & 3) I am a happy camper as for some reason I managed to miss this show when it was on the telly.

I may also get the box sets of "two pints" but purely to freeze frame on Sheridan smiths tits.

do you like Bill Bailey?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
no
comedy music doesn't do it for me at all

and stand up comedy is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
I must admit a certain liking of early Richard Prior standup
and to a lesser extent Eddie Murphy.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
Early Richard Prior was shit if I'm not mistaken.
Which I'm not because my opinions are the correct ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
in the late 70s and early 80s
having tapes/records and then videos of somebody saying "fuck" a lot was entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
i feel you are overlooking
bill hicks
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
Frankie Boyle
and Sean Lock are half decent, in my humble yet inarguable opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
I appreciate the comedy outpu, of those gents.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
Sean Lock's swan impression
is quite majestic.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
the problem with boyle is he hasn't done new stuff for ages
though is off the cuff remarks on MTW are genius
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
What about flight of the conchords Gilgamesh, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
what about suck my balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
I thought you had a lady to do that for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
I'm not choosy, I'd give mike a good teabagging

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
Look. Art.
www.b3ta.com/board/9455475
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
*prepares the boarding cables*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
Saying that.
It's a tracing I found pleasing once it loaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
It is actually one of her better pieces of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
I'm mildly surprised
she's normally borderline retardation.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
Perhaps she could stick to this.
Rather than trying to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
Tell her
Tell her now.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
T-SHIRT THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
As long as it was a good one.
I'd hate to think you'd perform a shoddy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
I've not had a good teabagging in hours.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
I don't really like comedy music but I like this and I thought you might what with you not liking comedy music as well but you might not like it what with you not liking comedy music.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
your logic is impeccable but I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
He's alright if he's kept away from musical instruments of any description.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
This is truth

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
definetly

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
I do yes.
Also when I was 16 I went to a party as Bernard from Black Books, however my young lady's liver couldn't deal with staying in character and drinking copious amounts of wine.

I threw up into my phone and my parents had to come and pick me up :(

Although I did return the phone to the shop a couple of days later and they gave me £20 for it so it wasn't all lose.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
all part of growing up
you have not lived unless your parents/guardians/police have been called to take you home from somewhere pissed :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
I haven't as I usually end up passed out in fields where no one can find me.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
The only other time I've done it is when my parents had to pick me up from my year 12 ball.
I was massively drunk and don't remember very much.

I had it reported to me the next day at school that I'd almost got away with it, that the teachers weren't going to call my parents. Then, on my way out of my head of year's office I knocked over her in tray into the bin which I then was promptly sick in.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
Been there
done that

bought the t-shirt and started writing the sequel.

with the added bonus of throwing up in the back of the head teachers car as she took me home.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
Excellent work.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
It was back in the days when teachers did that
I did feel sorry for her, she could have left me in a heap outside the school, but I did send her a nice bunch of flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
try to avoid pressure on the uvula next time

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
you big puff
the party hasn't started until at least one person has thrown up
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
He's good in quiz shows and comedy shows.
His stand up has starte to iritate me though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
I turned off Tinselworm after about 20 minutes of not laughing.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
I got through most of it
but will admit to being a tad disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
£50 a ticket for that

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
I got my Gervais tickets the other day.
A lot of people hate him now though.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
I still find him amusing
latest "Guide To..." podcasts have been good
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
He's good when he's bullying Karl Pilkington.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
BB was filmed around the corner from me
great show.. bernard is brilliant
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
I also now fancy Tasmin Greig

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
she'd be a great drinking partner
and her nose would mean i wouldn't try it on
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
I see a flaw in that plan
booze goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
mmm
yeah possibly
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
Yeah
right.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
I looked like Bill Bailey at on point.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
When you were born?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
A few years ago.
Plopped out of a woman's mimsy and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)