I can't work out the heating in this house
can someone send me a downser to snuggle up to, please?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

it's not even cold..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

It is
on top of the cunting pennines.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

look out for heathcliffe's ghost
he might give you a snuggle
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

If it involves dancing like Kate Bush
count me in.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

Cup farts into your hand and press them onto the cold parts of your body.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Would an ostrich with downs do?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Hmmmm
could be a bit beaky.
Still, nothing ventured, eh?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

you can borrow my eiderdowns, that's warm but a bit dribbly

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Get in
there's a spastic duck joke, RIGHT THERE.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I'm glad someone appreciates the interleaved tapestry of comedy I weave on this forum

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

It's just ROFL ROFL ROFL
that's what it is.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

what the fresh hell is this shit?
b3ta.com/calendar/event/19563
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I dunno, but it led me to this :-(
www.subgenius.com/bigfist/ears/soundz/06HOLE.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

:(
they have made a little corner of the internet a bit rubbish and scary.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

It's ok. Dave Trouser to the rescue!
randomn.es/images/711b4b9313c38fd1d367cf0c2ccc6f04.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

Oh dear
surely just smearing the words "I'm mental" in shit would do?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

It's just Australian children's entertainer Australian children's entertainer Australian children's entertainer
That's what I see.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

Up the dosage

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

I want to make a list of people who've flounced on here and link to their breakdowns.
But I can't remember many.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

here's one, look at this fucking prick
b3ta.com/talk/5575133
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

Hahahahaha
what an utter cunt. I hope he dies in his sleep.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

I think the next time I posted was this
b3ta.com/talk/5705721
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

See?
This is all quite clearly therapy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

I did quite well to get past the locked-down computers and web filters to post that last one

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

Which reminds me
did Ding ever return, or have they harvested her body parts?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Ding came back with a totally gibberish username and promptly got banned again for being a bit mad and forrin
twice I think

stuj is still wearing a black armband for her
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Cheers dewd.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Anyone got any more?
Just names will do.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

Enigmatic flounced right after me

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

mega flounce thread
b3ta.com/talk/5566013
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Exodus.
I was looking for posts with a bit more fire in. Where you can really tell a person has lost it, mainly due to swear words.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

there was the CHB/Bou incident
that's going back some though
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

I'm sure
there's about 50 Bou incidents.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

the whole bzzlolol thing started to annoy her
that was the time I couldn't even smoke a fag for LOLing at /talk, she really had an epic spack that day

I blame the disruptive influence of broadsword
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

I still have bzzzlololol bookmarked
happy days
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

ooh, link plz kthx

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

I would like to study this list
then organise a massive flounce outside their respective bedroom windows.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

It's in my profile.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

That's brightened up my evening considerably
excellent work!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

I'm the only one on the list who was any fucking good really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

we need an official BGN user list too

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:49, archived)