The internet told me to write fanfic. So I did.
elpistachio.livejournal.com/726.html
( Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:12, archived)

You better love it. I poured my HEART AND SOUL into this business.
And if it doesn't work, then the kids are just going to have to go without brioche for ANOTHER WEEK.
( Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:14, archived)

TL:DR

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

You have failed me yet again Gilgamesssshhhh...
*dramatic death*
( Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:18, archived)

I can't read Times New Roman, it reminds me of Geocities in about 1998
Verdana or GTFO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

and some line breaks would be nice
pretend you're on qotw
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

I'll do it another time. Now is sleep for palaeo exam is tomorrow

( Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

tried. failed.

( Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

Verdana = WIN!
Best font, hands down.

Now I'm off to work! :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 7:18, archived)

fool verdana only works at 10px
above that you need arial or gasp helvetica
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

haha
how queer
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

WILL THERE BE A CUNTING PART TWO YOU TWAT
 
FUCKING GORDON SHITHOLE BASTARD RAMSEY IS ONE OF MY VERY FUCKING FAVOURITE TELEVISION CUNTS
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

Why yes, yes there will be

( Cae1, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

excellent
I often hear his voice in my kitchen

usually saying WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 May 2009, 4:52, archived)