I'd clone myself
So I could stay at home and go to the pub early.
*Edit* Ooops, I already am doing that anyway.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

Bloody workshy!
*mumbles*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Started at 4:30am this morning,
2:15pm now so I reckon I've done my day...as you probably know my employer gets their pound of flesh out of the workforce.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Thats why we moved as far away from them as we could
the terrible bullies

Many redundancies with your lot then?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Only in the USA
And, er Venezuela where Chavez took over the business (about $800 millions worth). I appear to be very safe as I was allocated stock last week *wins*

What about your mob?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Theres talk of a few boats being laid up
And somewhere less than 100 uk staff maybe for the chop. Which actually isnt that many i suppose. I should be alright though:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

Hope so..
I don't think we have seen the worst yet even though the Oil price is creeping up again.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

What is it, 56 dollars?
Thats rubbish, i think we are needing a minimum of 65-80 to make it worthwhile... preferably a billion dollars a barrel:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

$65 a barrel
Would do me fine, seem's to be the preferred number around here.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

I did that once

( thiswasmyclone, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:18, archived)