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those polish cunts with their jackhammer.. meet up 1/2 hour before they need to start work
for a chat
i'm getting myself a polish wife.. maybe she could clean up this gaff

what industrious being would you have?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
9/11

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:03, archived)
the 9th of november?
i don't understand :(
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
IK Brunel

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
This morning I feel like ... a bridge!
*clicks fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:12, archived)
pffft
that's very silly
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
I recommend Joseph Bazalgette
to control the torrents of shit flowing from your general vacinity.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
Heston Blumenthal would be nice to keep about the place.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 8:07, archived)
Save money by giving Baldmonkey a key to your flat

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:10, archived)
You'd need to keep him folded out of the way somewhere when he wasn't being used though.
He's a bit bulky and not too attractive. Like most high quality kitchen equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
I'd have him with a floor tile on his head
so he could retract into a recess.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
I'd clone myself
So I could stay at home and go to the pub early.
*Edit* Ooops, I already am doing that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:10, archived)
Bloody workshy!
*mumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
Started at 4:30am this morning,
2:15pm now so I reckon I've done my day...as you probably know my employer gets their pound of flesh out of the workforce.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
Thats why we moved as far away from them as we could
the terrible bullies

Many redundancies with your lot then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
Only in the USA
And, er Venezuela where Chavez took over the business (about $800 millions worth). I appear to be very safe as I was allocated stock last week *wins*

What about your mob?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
Theres talk of a few boats being laid up
And somewhere less than 100 uk staff maybe for the chop. Which actually isnt that many i suppose. I should be alright though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
Hope so..
I don't think we have seen the worst yet even though the Oil price is creeping up again.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
What is it, 56 dollars?
Thats rubbish, i think we are needing a minimum of 65-80 to make it worthwhile... preferably a billion dollars a barrel:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
$65 a barrel
Would do me fine, seem's to be the preferred number around here.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
I did that once

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
I'd have a team of worker ants to deliver Razzle to my wank shed.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:12, archived)
Clickety Click

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
after careful consideration I've decided on ym

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
i'm sure she'd love you too
but in a more violent way
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
I would have a racist to do my cleaning for me.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
What colour would they be?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
The colour of their skin is irrelevant.
It would only be important that they were racist.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
I can recommend getting a polish wife
it seems that polish women always speak many dB louder than the average person in a general conversation though.
But what you want to do is shout korwa at the cunts(pizda) with the jackhammer, and when you say it, make sure you roll your 'r' as long as you can, as this will imply you are more angry.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
She will also want you to get Cyfra+ polish satelite TV
which is good, because their decoder allows you to get free porn.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
Final Score 249
Boomshine
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
I'd string Michael Winner up in the corner of the office
Then boot the prick in the bollocks everytime i walk past.
Ill give him "Calm down dear"
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:53, archived)