You'd need to keep him folded out of the way somewhere when he wasn't being used though.
He's a bit bulky and not too attractive. Like most high quality kitchen equipment.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

I'd have him with a floor tile on his head
so he could retract into a recess.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:17, archived)