I can recommend getting a polish wife
it seems that polish women always speak many dB louder than the average person in a general conversation though.
But what you want to do is shout korwa at the cunts(pizda) with the jackhammer, and when you say it, make sure you roll your 'r' as long as you can, as this will imply you are more angry.
( turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

She will also want you to get Cyfra+ polish satelite TV
which is good, because their decoder allows you to get free porn.
( turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 8:56, archived)