Water pistols work well on them.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Water

Ye staters are a soft bunch, and no mistake.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

That's why I wee on my various women when they get out of line.
Don't get outta line Esme. You'll get a solid yellow cable of telling off if you're not careful...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

I find they don't have enough weight for a good pistol whipping

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)