I've spoiled MANY the dinner party with my bald antics.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:45,
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Be fair though
if you had hair, you would break free from the confines of your mums spare room and RULE THE WORLD.
Fatties would worship you as a god.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46,
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