I'm shagging every girl I meet to make sure that whoever he puts his end in, it'll always have my spunk grafitti in it...
...a scrawling and jittery 'GMOS'
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm doing something similar
but more because I enjoy it than for any sort of nastiness against my fellow man.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)