JMG isn't on the dole
the Government pay him protection money.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

JMG doesnt live at his mums
he lives at your mums, for shexshy tiemsh
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

JMG doesn't repeat himself.
What you are experiencing is deja vu.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

JMG isn't a poofter
he's just so sexy, straight men fancy him.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

This is much better.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:12, archived)