Burn all your Podcasts on a DVD for them for christmas
That'll learn them
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I think I will.
I fucking will.
And I'll glue it into their DVD players.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:36, archived)