That's what I really want.
Chinese food and some dirty sex.
I'll get a carvery and a wank when the wife's nodded off instead.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I was happy until my birthday came along.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

That's a lie

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)